Walle will be FLUSHED!

It's too late now. Our patience has been exhausted. Walle shall be flushed into the sewers so his remains can be eaten by rats and crocodiles!

Always remember that Botnapper's should not be messed with.

Still no response

Wall-e is slowly suffocating! We are tired of waiting for a reply from his owner and we have taken action to ensure our integrity remains in place throughout our campaign!

Do not mess with us.

Disappointment

We have received no word from Paul with regard to our ransom. We are extremely angry that there has not even been any kind of negotiation. Wall-e obviously doesn't mean that much to you and now we have been forced to act.

Punishment

Due to Wall-e's reckless behaviour in a failed attempt to escape I feel it is my duty as leader of the Botnappers to publicly state that we cannot tolerate such insubordination and Wall-e has been punished accordingly.

The wounds he has will heal in time but the shrieks that came from the BBQ were almost inhumane. Who knew that such a small Robot could make such loud noises.

Nevertheless, we are focused on our ultimate goal, which is to release Wall-e back to his original owner with as little "modification" as possible. Wall-e forced us to act due to his ridiculous attempt at freedom but we urge Paul, Wall-e's owner, to get in touch accepting the demands we have in place. We will supply more details once you have contacted us. Do not be late. You have until midnight tonight.

Just to re-iterate our point, I'm sure it is plain for all to see what happens when we are angry.

Escape Attempt

I tried people, I tried to escape but they caught me. They came in to feed me the usual car oil and digestive biscuits but forgot to chain up my hands again. I've been acting weak and feeble for the last few hours to try and fool them into doing this.

Sadly, their leader, a wise and insightful man, knew something wasn't right. I was almost out the small hole in the wall when I started dancing unexpectedly! I managed to squirm out and across the roof but they caught up with me.

Please Paul, I miss your cosy desk so much. Please, just give in to their demands.....I think I have really upset them after my failed houdini trick.

Oh no........no........NOOOOOO........not the rusty saw............

Ransom Demand

This is Wall-e's botnappers.

We have attempted to make contact with Wall-e's owner, Paul Robertson. We are making our demands public in an attempt to show how serious we are taking this.

Wall-e has not been harmed yet but if we do not receive our ransom things will turn ugly.....

Botnapped!

Hi all,

My name is Wall-e. I used to be a happy Robot. I spent my days dancing on a desk like the good little office plaything I am but that all changed one night last week.....I've been botnapped.

My botnappers are smart, meticulous, organised, unforgiving, not to mention armed with soldering irons and screwdrivers. I have tried to escape on more than one occasion but my escape plans have been foiled at every attempt.

All I know is that they want something.....they are asking for ransom money but I am sure there is more to their evil plan. My only hope is that someone out there, anyone, pays the ransom in the name of every bot's basic Robot Rights (for those of you that are unaware, Robot Rights are similar to your Human Rights) to try and negotiate my release.

Please help me as soon as possible, I can hear the sound of grinding metal somewhere from the dank dungeon they are keeping me in.

Wall-e