Botnapped!

Hi all,

My name is Wall-e. I used to be a happy Robot. I spent my days dancing on a desk like the good little office plaything I am but that all changed one night last week.....I've been botnapped.

My botnappers are smart, meticulous, organised, unforgiving, not to mention armed with soldering irons and screwdrivers. I have tried to escape on more than one occasion but my escape plans have been foiled at every attempt.

All I know is that they want something.....they are asking for ransom money but I am sure there is more to their evil plan. My only hope is that someone out there, anyone, pays the ransom in the name of every bot's basic Robot Rights (for those of you that are unaware, Robot Rights are similar to your Human Rights) to try and negotiate my release.

Please help me as soon as possible, I can hear the sound of grinding metal somewhere from the dank dungeon they are keeping me in.

Wall-e