I tried people, I tried to escape but they caught me. They came in to feed me the usual car oil and digestive biscuits but forgot to chain up my hands again. I've been acting weak and feeble for the last few hours to try and fool them into doing this.
Sadly, their leader, a wise and insightful man, knew something wasn't right. I was almost out the small hole in the wall when I started dancing unexpectedly! I managed to squirm out and across the roof but they caught up with me.
Please Paul, I miss your cosy desk so much. Please, just give in to their demands.....I think I have really upset them after my failed houdini trick.
Oh no........no........NOOOOOO........not the rusty saw............
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